Design Ranch BBQ: You Ain’t Come Here to Diet
Rattlesnake beans and brisket, pork ribs and peach cobbler, jalapeño corn bread and smoked sausage. If you come to Design Ranch and lose weight… well, you just weren’t trying very hard. Johnny has been running the kitchen here for longer than some of these Design Ranch campers have been alive. And for those who’ve never tried Johnny’s Plates-Full-O-Love, well… you just ain’t lived yet. Pull up a chair. Loosen your belt. Dig in. Then dance it off with the band ’til Midnight. As for this reporter, I believe I’ll go find me a hammock. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
Hey, Woody, care to taste sump’n good?